My Bucket of sCrap

sometimes i wonder...
Tuesday, January 10, 2006

...why I married this man. I'm talking about Mr. S, of course.

I was sitting here, happily bloghopping and checking out photography sites. In he comes, asking for a kiss. Sweet, right? Yeah, well the story isn't done yet. And don't worry, because I am not about to gross you out with a blow by blow narration of our declarations of love. So I kissed him, then as he was about to leave, I decided to ask him, "So why'd you come in here? You missed me, didn't you? You wanted to see my pretty face, didn't you?"

And without batting an eyelash, my dear husband turned to me and said, "Actually, I needed to poop and you were my motivation."

Somebody PLEASE enlighten me.

mrs. schmuck | 9:37 PM |

Comments:

Too funny! Husbands can sure throw us for a loop sometimes with their "wit".

# posted by

Margie : 4:10 AM

Are you sure it wasn't my DH in that room?? Sounds like something he would say... MEN???????

# posted by

Audimc : 6:27 AM

hehe! i don't think i can offer any enlightenment as i also have a husband with carzy sense of humor! MEN!!!

# posted by

lengirl : 7:03 AM

bwahahahahaah!

never a dull moment with Hubby i guess ;)

# posted by

notsquare : 9:47 PM

That's about my hubby in a nutshell too. They're all the same I tell you!

# posted by

Tania : 3:34 AM

haha, my husband is my inspiration for pooping! i can so relate! bwehehehe

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:15 PM

when you are desperate for something,
it never comes to you

even if its a kiss

or
poop :p

# posted by

LollySparkyShady : 11:08 AM

What is it about men and poop? Like they need inspiration to go? What is up with that??? My DH needs a magazine rack in the basement bathroom, aka his cave. I'm sorry, is there actually time to read a magazine when you have two kids asking for 13 things while you're in the potty???

ARGH!!! LOL

# posted by

Unknown : 11:40 PM